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Laughter is good for you.

It helps release endorphins in the body which act as a natural painkiller; laughter also improves our immune systems. It can be more effective than medicine.

If you want to get through life and be happy and experience the minimum of stress, then it’s vital. We are social creatures who use humor as a lubricant for better relationships.

Sharm Smile here brings some of the funny jokes hoping that will help you to get rid of some of life stress.

 

Joke 1

Stanley decided to lookup his friend Alf, who was a tight-fisted Yorkshireman. He found Alf at his bungalow in Huddersfield stripping the wallpaper from the dining room. Rather obviously, he remarked, "You're decorating, I see." To which Alf replied, "Nay Stanley lad, I'm moving 'ouse to Bradford."

'You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you 500 dollars, will you answer two questions?'

'Absolutely! What's the second question?'

 

Joke 2

Mothers in law!!!!

Tariq was travelling down a path in Bahawalpur, Pakistan when he saw a large group of people outside a house.

It was in the middle of the day during Ramadan, so he stopped and asked Asif why such a large crowd of men was gathered there at this time.

Asif replied, 'Saleem's camel kicked his mother-in-law and she died.'

'Well,' replied the man, 'She must have had a lot of friends.'

'Nope,' said Asif.' We all just want to buy his camel.'

 

Joke 3

Mick was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. 'God bless Mummy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Rennes the capital of France.'

'Mick,' said his father, 'why do you want Rennes to be the capital of France?'

'Because that's what I wrote in my geography exam.'

 

Joke 4

A: Why are you late?

B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.

A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?

B: No, I was standing on it.

 

Joke 5

Two Tigers were resting under a tree..

Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast

Tiger could not make out & asked

What was that?

2nd Tiger smiled and said:

.

.

Fast Food

 

Joke 6

Girl- which computer do u have?

Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7

processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram

& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card

Boy- which computer do YOU have???

Girl- A PINK ONE !!

Wht to say nw...

 

Joke 7

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the drunks orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender. "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."

 

Joke 8

What is the longest word in the English language?

"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!

 

Joke 9

One day, Mrs Arnold, a teacher at Green Barn Infant School, Norwich, England, was attempting to teach the names of animals to a class of 5-year-olds.

Firstly she held up a picture of a deer, and asked one boy, 'Sammy, what is this animal?'

Sammy looked at the picture with a disheartened look on his face and responded, 'I'm sorry Mrs Arnold, I don't know.'

Mrs Arnold was not one to give up easily, so she then asked Sammy, 'Well, Sammy, what does your Mummy call your Daddy?'

Sammy's face suddenly brightened up, but then a confused look spread slowly, and he asked, 'Mrs Arnold, is that really a pig?'

 

Joke 10

Mrs Cameron, a primary teacher, was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.

"All right children, let's take an example," Mrs Cameron said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?"

Little Tony raises his hand, and with a confident smile says, "You'd be his wife."

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